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orientaltiger

Chocolate Pie Chart is a candy chart made of 70% milk, 20% dark and 10% white chocolate

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perdu-me perdu-me

Things not to say to me while I’m eating:

  • That’s a lot of food
  • That’s not enough food
  • You’re going to eat all of that???!??
  • That looks gross
  • That’s not healthy
  • That looks healthy
  • That’s disgusting
  • Why are you eating that?
  • I’m glad you’re eating more

In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.

chasingfabulous

Just don’t.

Source: femmesunshine
mistakenumberone
perdu-me perdu-me

Things not to say to me while I’m eating:

  • That’s a lot of food
  • That’s not enough food
  • You’re going to eat all of that???!??
  • That looks gross
  • That’s not healthy
  • That looks healthy
  • That’s disgusting
  • Why are you eating that?
  • I’m glad you’re eating more

In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT.

Source: femmesunshine
groovytuba
malfxoys malfxoys

my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she’s really fat and doesn’t know when she’s full so she never stops eating. usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn’t loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so I called the vet pissed and i’m just like the fuck she’s still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn’t work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and I start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready here’s the fucking climax - the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I’m in class and then pretends like she’s hungry when I get home. and you know what’s the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she’s fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how I, a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat

let-the-phoenix-fly let-the-phoenix-fly

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rapunzelie

ANY ONE WHO LIVES IN THE AUSTIN, TX AREA

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If you go to any animal shelter in Bastrop and give a food donation, you get a free animal. For every food donation you give, you can get another animal. They are incredibly full right now, and starting next week, they will be starting mass euthanizations. 

PLEASE signal boost, try to save an animal’s life! This will go on for a week, until next Friday!!!! 

whereaboutsof

SAN MARCOS FOLKS

standbymay standbymay

Save them!

hemingwhy

GAH

Source: tough-shit-tarot
sagihairius
i-effed-it-all-up i-effed-it-all-up

my favorite thing in the universe is watching college students trying to get a broken vending machine to give them their snack

one dude was caressing it and saying “shhh baby just give it to me, i swear i’l call in the morning” and some other girl just kept screaming “GIVE ME MY FOOD U LIL FUCKER GOD DAMMIT UGH”

moral of the story: dont fuck w/ college students and their food

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