The Crayon Box


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how come i can’t eat a hotdog in public without being laughed at? how come eating a hotdog is sexual? you want me to bite into your weiner like i’m biting into this weiner? fucking weird.

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i find it really angering that abusive friendships aren’t addressed as much as abusive relationships. they’re both very much alike, horrible, and do a great deal of damage. its hard to talk to someone about leaving an abusive friend and feel like you’re being taken seriously

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So in class the other day we were learning about the sleeping habits of newborn babies when one of the guys says “I would nickname my baby Gotham, so in the middle of the night when the baby cries my partner can whisper “Gotham needs you” and I would feel excellent about having to get out of bed”.

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