Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
“I have a feeling that one day, we’re all just gonna end up in a mental hospital… fandom mental hospital, and I’m pretty convinced that you’ll be able to tell who belonged to which fandom…” [x]
omg i get it now
Today my art history professor gave some words of wisdom:
Nude is when your clothes are off. Naked is when your clothes are off and you’re up to something
“The Unbearable Lightness” is a large figure covered in honeycomb which is produced by a swarm of 40,000 bees by Tomáš Libertíny
sad friend is sad and i dont know what to do…
is it the router connection?
how does that call to customer service go
“hi sorry my friend is crying”
“excuse me this is comcast”
apparently harry called everyone in the crowd tonight ‘his juliets’ and it seems someoneee did not pay attention in 9th grade english bc he just entered into a suicide pact with 17,000 teenage girls oops
voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.