his memory lives on. rest in pieces
ALWAYS REBLOG THIS GEM
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
is this the phone that was found frozen in the ice all of winter?
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur triviaThen tell a dinosaur fact
i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD
MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!
It was a tables match.
First one to go through a table loses.
I hope everyone can appreciate this now
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
Seasons according to the North
IT IS THAT DAY IN MARCH TODAY
welcome to that day in march
i want everyone to know that every time i see this on my dash i send it to my dad and he’s asked me to stop
so i want you guys to reblog this every time you see it so i can keep emailing it to my dad